i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green
I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong
also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot
Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.
The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer